“I want to see and understand the world outside. I don’t want to die inside these walls without knowing what’s out there!”
└ Maya ::: Borderlands 2
“She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Tell her she’s as gorgeous as a thousand sunsets. Tell her you need her help. Tell her to rescue you and care for you and whatever you do, do not scream the word ‘poop’ at the top of your lungs”
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.